Juliette's Lighter life

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 hours old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (10 hours old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (21 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (21 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (22 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (23 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

THE VOCA PEOPLE - NEW VIDEO LIVE From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (23 hours old)

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Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (1 day old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Liu Bolin ~ The Invisible Man From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (3 days old)

Liu Bolin ~ The Invisible Man This guy paints himself, no kidding. He uses no trick photography; he just paints himself. … more

Daddy, how was I born? From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (3 days old)

A little boy goes to his father and asks, 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room … more

Mid week mirth!! From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (4 days old)

Who Me...It wasn't me honest who needs an education to work at walmart!! At least the brolly will keep her dry!! bloody queue jumpers... African speed bump ..:)) Mobile phones have come along… more

No words nesessary From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (4 days old)

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Simple game From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (5 days old)

Here have some simple fun Click HERE… more

And still we remember them...Poppy Appeal From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (5 days old)

The average British soldier is 19 years old.....he is a short haired, well built lad who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears and ju… more

Have a quick smile!! From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (5 days old)

A real VW fanMe and my shadow Hmmmm I wonder why he is sat alone..:)) Only funny if you dont own a cat! Plumbers nightmare You should have thought about it before you said I do!! Spot the tatto… more

Some other stuff I didn't know! From jackfrost ^Pro in A Laugh and a Smile (6 days old)

BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH When hunting birds some people would beat about the bush to drive them out into the open. Other people would than catch the birds. 'I won't beat about the bush' came to mean 'I … more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (7 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (8 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

Proof that sports drinks work LOL From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

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Trick or treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

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Dr Who update From prydwen in SciFi (8 days old)

The BBC have announced that the next hour long episode will be shown on Sunday November 15th at 7.00pm. Called "Waters of Mars" in says it will be the 'darkest' episode yet. In the story the Doc… more